tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38967563983609475102024-03-19T02:18:50.269-07:00A Geek Girl's Guide to Love, Life, and HappinessAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04441822588464833208noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896756398360947510.post-54458426357340919352016-12-09T02:54:00.000-08:002017-09-10T02:55:39.290-07:00Dorky Dates: Hogswatch Celebration<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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You may be wondering what Hogswatch is all about, and I don't blame you. Up until 2006, I had never heard of Sir Terry Pratchett or any of his amazing books. Then a dear friend of mine handed me her copy of <i>Equal Rites</i>, a book about a girl who is bestowed the mantel of wizard in a world where women are witches and only men hold the title of wizard. It was one of Sir Pratchett's shortest books, but it packed a very funny punch from the moment you learn that a town called Bad Ass is named after a very stubborn mule to the very end. And if Unseen University seems a bit like Hogwarts, just keep in mind that Sir Pratchett's book came out in 1987, making him very clever, indeed, for stealing the idea of Hogswarts so many years before Ms. Rowling would write about it. (Please don't get mad at me. I am a fan of both the Discworld and Harry Potter. I just want it understood that Sir Pratchett wrote this many years before Harry Potter was even imagined. I get very sick and upset to know that there was ever a media feud started up between the two because I love them both.)<br />
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Okay, Debra, but <i>Equal Rites</i> doesn't tell us anything about Hogswatch! True, but it's worth mentioning because it is how I got into the writings of Terry Pratchett, and boy was he prolific. After that fateful access to a new world full of rich, diverse, and hysterical characters, I began to devour Sir Pratchett's work.<br />
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If you know anything about Sir Pratchett's work, you know that the character of Death is in every (or almost every, I'm not sure) book. He is a tall, skeletal figure, carrying a scythe and filled with good intentions. He first appears as a more "fleshed" out character in <i>Mort</i>, where he takes on an apprentice and introduces the young man to his adopted daughter. From there, you can follow Death and his family through <i>Reaper Man</i> and <i>Soul Music</i>. His story finally culminates in the fantastic book <i>Hogfather</i>, where Death takes on the role of a Santa Claus-like figure known as the Hogfather to save the Discworld with the help of his granddaughter.<br />
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I cannot begin to tell you how much I love the Death series of books. The four book series is my favorite among all of Sir Pratchett's extensive work. <i>Reaper Man</i> and <i>Hogfather</i> are my two favorites among the Death series. But if you force me to make a choice, I'm going to have to pick <i>Hogfather</i> by a very thin margin, and it all has to do with the BBC movie.<br />
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First of all, Sir Pratchett makes a cameo in the film as the toy maker. Secondly, it is a really great adaptation of the novel. Only minor changes are made, and you'd have to really be a big nerd who's read the book a million times to catch them (ahem). Third, Michelle Dockery (from Downtown Abby) plays Susan Sto Helit, and she truly embodies the inner babysitter. Forth, David Jason (the voice of Count Duckula) plays Albert, the most foul elf to ever help deliver toys. Fifth, the delightful cast of misfits, including Banjo, Bilious the oh god of hangovers, Corporal Knobbs, Ponder Stibbons, Ridcully, the Tooth Fairy, Bogey Men, the and the Verruca Gnome. And last, but certainly not least, Marc Warren as Jonathan Teatime. Who is <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0912938/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t2" target="_blank">Marc Warren</a>? He was Elton Pope in one of my favorite episodes of <i>Dr. Who</i> called "Love & Monsters" (2006).<br />
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I'm sorry if I've gone on for a bit, but I really do love this movie, the book, Sir Terry Pratchett, and the whole of the Discoworld. I am forever in gratitude to my friend for introducing me to this world, and if I can share the experience, then I can pay it forward.<br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">This date may run a little more expensive than some of the other dates we've shared. Unless you are me or some huge fan of Sir Pratchett, you may not have a copy of </span><i style="font-family: inherit;">Hogfather</i><span style="font-family: inherit;">, If this is the case, you may be able to catch it on television around the holidays (the first time I saw it was on cable one Christmas Eve) and plan your date accordingly. If not, then you might want to purchase a copy </span><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Hogfather-Neil-Pearson/dp/B0010X741Y/ref=sr_1_cc_1?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1505032248&sr=1-1-catcorr&keywords=hogfather" style="font-family: inherit;" target="_blank">here</a><span style="font-family: inherit;">. Or if you're lucky, you may be able to find it at your local library. The only other expense will be the food, and we went all out for this </span>pseudo<span style="font-family: inherit;">-holiday feast. We made hot cocoa with homemade marshmallows and pork pies (made with gluten-free crust) with gluten-free mustard and relish.</span></span><br />
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<strong style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">What You May Need</span></strong><br />
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<strong><span style="font-family: inherit;">Getting Comfy</span></strong><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">You really need to think comfort when you settle in for a movie, especially if you going to a warm and cozy holiday atmosphere. You need a place to sit or lay for every person who plans to indulge in the activity. It is also important to have a clean house, especially if you plan to decorate, as this will make decorating far more enjoyable.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: inherit;">Special Considerations</span></b><br />
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<li><span style="font-family: inherit;">While we had hot chocolate and pork pies (pork pies are traditional on Hogswatch), you may want to consider different food that reminds you of your favorite holiday. We tend to do this date in late November/early December, so we can decorate our house for Christmas, so having traditional Hogswatch food does not take away from our normal Christmas foods. We may also want to consider whether you want to pig out and eat all types of bad food, or do you want to make healthier versions of your favorite treats? We tried to strike a balance, keeping to gluten free crust and mustard and making everything from scratch, but we did ingest a lot of sugar with the hot chocolate and the marshmallows. You may also want to decide if you're going to make the food before or during the movie. We made it during, simply because of time constraints, but I would have loved to have sat down and watched the whole thing.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: inherit;">The second consideration is if you do decide to make pork pies, you may want to make your pork ahead of time. We cooked out pork in the slow cooker the night before and shredded it the day of. You may also want to make the marshmallow ahead of time, so that it sets properly. We made it for the video, so it did not have time to set properly. Normally we would have made them the night before.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: inherit;">The third consideration is etiquette and rules. Will you pause movies for bathroom breaks? Will you pause for discussions, or will people be encouraged to keep their mouths shut during the movies? If you want people to stay quiet, will their be a time for discussion after the movie or during the credits?</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: inherit;">The fourth consideration is to think about taking a slight break between the first and second part up and move around. This movie was made for British television and is a little over three hours long, so taking a break is advised.</span></li>
<li>The fifth consideration is to decide if you will decorate during the movie. If so, make sure to have your decorations ready to go out. Make sure you have a clean house, or at least, a clean room for decorating. Even if you enjoy watching movies in the dark, you may want to have some light source while decorating, so that no one gets hurt.</li>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04441822588464833208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896756398360947510.post-79535211058140782162016-12-07T09:40:00.000-08:002017-09-07T09:41:09.857-07:00Geek Family Kitchen: Nerdy Christmas Shirts<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Have you ever looked at Christmas shirts and thought, <i>"These aren't for me. These are too cute/too ugly/too normal. Where are the Christmas shirts that depict my fandom? Where are my nerdy Christmas shirts?!"</i><br />
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Well, I have some good news and some bad news. You may not be able to find your fandom represented in a fun and Christmas-y way, but with a plain shirt, a bit of fabric paint, and some fun fan art, you can make your own.<br />
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4. Paint design on shirt. If you use fabric paint, you will not need to alter the paint, but if you use acrylic paint, you will need to mix it with fabric medium according to the directions stated on the bottle.<br />
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5. Allow shirt to dry before removing from shirt board. You may want to occasionally lift the drying front off the board slights to ensure the fabric does NOT stick to the board.<br />
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6. Enjoy your Christmas shirt.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04441822588464833208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896756398360947510.post-68801491849178950552016-11-26T09:31:00.000-08:002017-09-02T20:17:34.283-07:00Dorky Date: Tron Marathon & Arcade Food<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: "arial" , "tahoma" , "helvetica" , "freesans" , sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"> Ah, the '80's. We had so much fun back then, going to arcades, spending all of our quarters to play video games. The big arcade where I grew up was in a shopping mall near the food court, so you could get any food you wanted, but there were smaller arcades around that were in bowling alleys, and we even had a diner that had a few arcade cases. I don't remember ever going to an arcade that was a dedicated arcade building, but I know there were some. I loved arcade games, even though I wasn't very good at them. I especially loved watching other people play, so when <i>Tron</i> came out, it seemed perfect for me. I remember watching it with my dad and really loving the whole feel of the movie, even if I didn't necessarily understand the plot at the time. This date mixes the nostalgia of the original <i>Tron</i>, the excitement of the newer <i>Tron Legacy, </i>and the deliciousness of arcade/bowling alley food for a fun date night in.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: "arial" , "tahoma" , "helvetica" , "freesans" , sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">This date can be relatively cheap if you already own both <i>Tron</i> movies. An alternative is to check them out at your local library or rent them from your favorite service. If you buy them, it will be a bit more expensive, but then you can replicate this date whenever you please. The other expense will of course be the food which can range from cheap hot dogs and fries to more expensive organic, grass-fed all-beef hot dogs (which I strongly recommend). We made our own curly fries using a spiralizing attachment on our Kitchen Aid and a couple of sweet potatoes.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">While Ray and I were the only ones on this date, it could also be interesting for a family movie marathon night or a group. Just make sure you have plenty of comfortable seating for all invited and a variety of condiments, so people can customize their own hot dogs.</span><br />
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<strong style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">What You May Need</strong><br />
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<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">A copy of <i>Tron</i> and <i>Tron Legacy</i></li>
<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Comfortable places to sit or lay down</li>
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<strong>Getting Comfy</strong><br />
You really need to think comfort when you settle in for a movie marathon. You need a place to sit or lay for every person who plans to indulge in the activity. We put mattresses, pillows, and blankets on the floor near the couches, so we could sit or lay down, according to our desire at the time. This also afforded us plenty of room to wallow and change positions. If you include children in the marathon, make sure they have something to do if they get bored of watching the movies.<br />
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<b>Special Considerations</b><br />
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<li>While we had hot dogs and curly fries, you may want to consider different foods that remind you of the fare you would indulge in at an arcade. Would you rather have hamburgers, chilly dogs, nachos, onion rings, pizza slices? Are you going to take this time to pig out and eat all types of bad food, or do you want to make healthier versions of your favorite treats? Will you interrupt your marathon to make food, or do you want to prepare meals ahead of time?</li>
<li>The second consideration is movie marathon etiquette and rules. Will you pause movies for bathroom breaks? Will you pause for discussions, or will people be encouraged to keep their mouths shut during the movies? If you want people to stay quiet, will their be a time for discussion after the movie or during the credits? Will you watch the special features or wait until a different time when you're just watching one movie? Will you watch the movie with the commentary?</li>
<li>The third consideration is to think about taking a slight break between the two movies to get up and move around. Remember that a movie marathon is about the journey, not the destination.</li>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04441822588464833208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896756398360947510.post-84164269100718875812016-11-25T16:59:00.000-08:002017-01-13T17:01:03.291-08:00Geek Family Kitchen: Gluten-Free Cupcakes<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="270" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/z9j1u_vNxus" width="480"></iframe><br />
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It's so hard for my kids to be invited to a birthday party and pass on the cupcakes, but when they give in and eat them, they end up feeling terrible. These cupcakes are not only fun and tasty, but they are inspired by the cupcake from Five Nights at Freddy's. Sadly, I forgot how best to make icing that is not full of junky ingredients, so the icing did not turn out too pretty, but it was still delicious! These cupcakes are gluten and refined sugar free, but they are still moist and chocolaty. Enjoy!<br />
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Makes about 5 large cupcakes or 10 regular sized cupcakes.</div>
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1/2 cup coconut flour<br />
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4 eggs<br />
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3 1/2 oz. dark chocolate, melted (to keep it paleo, get the best dark chocolate you can afford)<br />
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1/2 cup honey<br />
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1 cup strawberry puree<br />
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1 Tbs. vanilla extract<br />
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2 Tbs. coconut milk<br />
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1/4 cup honey<br />
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6 Tbs. coconut oil<br />
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We worked so hard on these costumes, and I think they turned out to be awesome! We had so much fun, and they took months to make. We really had a great day of costumes and fun. This was during our Whole 30 (day 29, to be exact), but we still had a blast! And we scared a few kids and got recognized as Five Nights at Freddy's characters. I can't wait until Fanatacon when we get to wear these again!<br />
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If you want to see our Whole 30, I've created a playlist <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EWJtJUlQso&list=PLPYaZuhbjlxS9w9T1PWwwOv-JD9K9X5mi" target="_blank">here</a>.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04441822588464833208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896756398360947510.post-47429699689488198082016-11-17T17:20:00.001-08:002016-11-17T17:20:07.628-08:00Geek Family Kitchen: Minecraft Dragon Eggs<iframe width="480" height="270" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/IlY7C6CKuDg" frameborder="0" allowFullScreen=""></iframe><br />
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This craft was a lot of fun. Victor always has some fun ideas concerning how he would make video games, and when it comes to Minecraft, he has many, including this one: to make a dragon's egg from a chicken egg and an Eye of Ender.<br />
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What You'll Need:<br />
Chicken eggs (we used 4)<br />
Knife (if you want to cut one egg in half for a hatched egg)<br />
Awl<br />
Baby nasal aspirator (optional, if you don't want to put your mouth on the egg)<br />
Slick black paint<br />
Metallic purple paint<br />
Paint brushes<br />
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Directions:<br />
1. To cut an egg in half for a hatched egg, place an egg on its side in a pan with a paper towel. Saw steadily with a knife until it splits in two. (This actually works!)<br />
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2. To blow out eggs, tap a small hole into the top of the egg and a larger hole into the bottom. Scramble the contents of the egg, then blow the contents out.<br />
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3. Wash eggs gently to remove residual egg contents and allow to dry.<br />
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I love Halloween. I love all things Halloween. I also love Five Nights at Freddy's, especially the Marionette. That's why Lydia and I decided to carve the Marionette into a pumpkin.<br /><br />
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There is nothing better than spending time with people you love in ways that don't always involve food. And crafting is one our absolute favorites.<br /><br />
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What You'll Need:<br /><br />
Newspaper or towels to protect your surface and for easy cleanup<br /><br />
Pumpkin<br /><br />
Pattern<br /><br />
Masking tape<br /><br />
Awl<br /><br />
Carving tools<br /><br />
Paintbrush<br /><br />
Craft glue<br /><br />
Purple glitter<br /><br />
Red glitter<br /><br />
Black paint<br /><br />
Candle<br /><br />
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Directions:<br /><br />
1. Cut an access hole in your pumpkin.<br /><br />
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2. Scoop "guts" out and clean pumpkin up.<br /><br />
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3. Tape pattern down.<br /><br />
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4. Poke holes around pattern lines to make a guide for your carving.<br /><br />
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5. Cut out parts you want hollow.<br /><br />
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6. Peel off parts you want semi-opaque.<br /><br />
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7. Leave other parts solid.<br /><br />
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8. Paint glue on the parts you want to be purple, and sprinkle purple glitter.<br /><br />
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9. Paint glue on the parts you want to be red, and sprinkle red glitter.<br /><br />
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10. Paint parts you want black with black paint.<br /><br />
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11. Place candle in pumpkin and light for good, clean Halloween fun!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04441822588464833208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896756398360947510.post-36464955356097061002016-10-07T15:36:00.001-07:002016-10-07T15:36:15.363-07:00Dorky Dates: Picnic & Tombstone Rubbings<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="270" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/juvycWUBfzU" width="480"></iframe><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: "arial" , "tahoma" , "helvetica" , "freesans" , sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"> Some graveyards are absolutely beautiful. And why not? Wouldn't you want your final resting spot to be in a gorgeous location? That doesn't even take into account how beautiful some tombstones are. If you want to make a haunting memory of your day, grab some paper and chalk pastels, pack a picnic, and do a little research.</span><br />
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<strong style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Cost</strong><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: "arial" , "tahoma" , "helvetica" , "freesans" , sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">This date can </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: "arial" , "tahoma" , "helvetica" , "freesans" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">cost </span></span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: "arial" , "tahoma" , "helvetica" , "freesans" , sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">a little bit of money (not much), due to the fact that you need to have the proper supplies to rub tombstones (large paper, chalk pastels or charcoal, a mailing tube for safe keeping, hairspray or Krylon sealer) and the supplies for a picnic (cooler, food, blanket, etc.).</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "tahoma" , "helvetica" , "freesans" , sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px;"><b>Graveyard Etiquette</b></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Be respectful! This is the final resting place of people who were beloved by their friends and families. Make sure you have permission from the cemetery management to make rubbings, as it is prohibited in some cemeteries. If there are others there who are mourning their loved ones, make sure to have the utmost respect. Treat this as an anthropological study, and possibly scout out a separate (preferably close) location for your picnic.</span><br />
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<strong style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Who Would Enjoy It</strong><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">While Ray and I were the only ones who went on this date, this date could be interesting for a group. Just make sure you pick your group from people you know can be respectful. This is not a good outing for your rowdier friends, especially the ones who like to drink and cause trouble. And while you might enjoy a bottle of wine or champagne at your picnic, this may not be the proper time for this activity (unless you have your picnic afterwards and in a different location).</span><br />
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<strong style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">What You May Need</strong><br />
<b style="font-family: arial, tahoma, helvetica, freesans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Picnic Supplies:</b><br />
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<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Comfortable places to sit or lay down</li>
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<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">A blanket or tablecloth for sitting on</li>
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<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">A picnic basket or tote for your dishes, napkins, utensils, etc.</li>
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<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Dishes, cups or bottles, napkins, eating utensils, serving utensils, containers for your food and drinks</li>
<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Cooler for food and drinks</li>
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<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Food and drink that are good for picnic, i.e. portable, finger foods, tasty morsels for you to enjoy (We took sweet potato salad with chunks of ham in it, sunbutter stuffed dates, carrot sticks, and water with tea bags to give it a different flavor. Had we not been doing a Whole30, we probably would have included something chocolate.)</li>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "tahoma" , "helvetica" , "freesans" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 13px;"><b>Tombstone Rubbing Supplies:</b></span></span></div>
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<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Large paper</li>
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<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Artist charcoal, chalk pastels, or crayons (crayons do not work as well in my opinion)</li>
<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Masking tape can be used, but it may mess up some of the older tombstones, so use with care</li>
<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Hairspray or Krylon sealer to preserve your rubbings, especially if you are using charcoal or chalk pastels</li>
<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Mailing tube to store your rubbings</li>
<li style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0.25em 0px;">Soft bristle toothbrush, water, and soft cloth for drying (this can help remove debris from a dirty tombstone)</li>
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<strong style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Special Considerations</strong><br />
<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">No one wants to mess up a tombstone, so be careful. Make sure that the stones you want to rub are solid by giving them light knock. If they sound hollow, try a different stone. Some stones may need to be cleaned before they can be rubbed. You can do this with a soft bristled brush. You may also need water to loosen some of the crud that has accumulated. You will also want to do this when it has been clear weather for several days because wet tombstones will not work. Windy weather may also not be your best bet, as the paper may not want to cooperate. </span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04441822588464833208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896756398360947510.post-27075217408968888032016-09-26T10:40:00.001-07:002016-09-26T10:40:29.804-07:00Geek Family Kitchen: 4 Game Night Dips<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="270" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/xGEmbulBEvI" width="480"></iframe><br /><br />
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<div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><div style="display: inline; margin: 0px;">Do you love creamy dips, but hate the crappy ingredients you find in the processed varieties in the store? Then you're in luck! These dips are perfect for chips, vegetables, and anything else you can think of. 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Homemade mayonnaise takes a lot of patience. After that, just add your favorite ingredients to turn this creamy colloid into a delicious dip.</div></div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><div style="display: inline; margin: 0px;"><br /></div></div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; 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font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">1 17 oz. bottle of avocado oil (separate out 1/4 cup)</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">3/4 tsp. sea salt</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">3/4 tsp. mustard powder</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><br /></div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; 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Combine eggs and lemon juice together and allow to come to room temperature. This will take 15 to 30 minutes.</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><br /></div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">2. Once they've reached room temperature together, add in the 1/4 cup of oil, salt, and mustard powder. Blend thoroughly.</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><br /></div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">3. While mixing the ingredients on high, slowly pour in the rest of the oil. This takes a lot of patience. If you do this step too quickly, it will not create an emulsion. If you do this by hand, it will take even more patience, because you will have to mix vigorously, add a little oil, mix vigorously, add a little oil, repeat. If you use and immersion blender (the fastest way), you will blend with the stick, add a little oil, blend, add oil, repeat. If you use a food processor with a hole in the lid, just run it as you add the oil through the hole, but still, pour it very slowly.</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><br /></div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">Honey Mustard:</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">Ingredients:</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">1/2 cup mayonnaise</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">2 Tbs. honey</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">1 Tbs. gluten-free mustard</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">1/4 tsp. dried dill</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><br /></div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">Directions:</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">1. Combine all ingredients and mix thoroughly.</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><br /></div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">2. Enjoy now or refrigerate.</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><br /></div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">Cooling Spice Dip:</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">Ingredients:</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">1/2 cup mayonnaise</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">1/4 tsp. turmeric</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">1/4 tsp. cinnamon</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">1/4 tsp. cumin</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">1/4 tsp. dried oregano</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">1/4 tsp. black pepper</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">1/4 tsp. onion powder</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">1/4 tsp. garlic powder</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><br /></div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">Directions:</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">1. Combine all ingredients and mix thoroughly.</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><br /></div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">2. Refrigerate for at least 2 hours to allow the flavors to blend.</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><br /></div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">"Cheesy" Ranch Dip</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">Ingredients:</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">1/2 cup mayonnaise</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">1 Tbs. full-fat coconut milk</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">1 tsp. dried dill</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">1/2 tsp. dried parsley flakes</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">Dash of black pepper</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">1/4 tsp. onion or garlic powder</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">1/4 tsp. smoked paprika</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">1 Tbs. nutritional yeast flakes</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><br /></div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;">Directions:</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;">1. Combine all ingredients and mix thoroughly.</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;"><br /></div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;">2. Refrigerate for at least 2 hours to allow the flavors to blend.</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;"><br /></div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;">Creamy Guacamole</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;">Ingredients:</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;">1/2 cup mayonnaise</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;">2 ripe avocados</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;">1/4 tsp. cumin</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;">1/4 tsp. onion powder or 1 diced onion</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;">Cayenne pepper to taste</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;">2 Roma tomatoes, diced</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;"><br /></div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;"><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;">Directions:</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;">1. Combine mayonnaise and avocado and mix thoroughly.</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;"><br /></div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;">2. Add cumin, onion powder (if using), and cayenne, and mix thoroughly.</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;"><br /></div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;">3. Stir in diced tomatoes and diced onion (if using).</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;"><br /></div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;">4. Serve immediately, or refrigerate no more than a couple of hours, as the avocado will oxidize and look disgusting.</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;"><br /></div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;">Beets and Sweets Chips:</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;">Ingredients:</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;">Sweet potatoes</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;">Beets</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;">Lard or coconut oil for frying</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;">Sea salt</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;"><br /></div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;">Directions:</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;">1. Heat oil to between 365 and 375 degrees Fahrenheit.</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;"><br /></div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;">2. Cut vegetables to desired thickness. I suggest you cut them very thin if you are going for a chip consistency.</div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;"><br /></div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="line-height: 1.38; overflow: hidden;">3. Fry vegetables. Sweet potatoes are easy to tell when they are done because they get a golden brown. Beets are harder to tell. They are best when crispy.</div></div></div><div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_329" style="-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; orphans: 2; overflow: hidden; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"><br /></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04441822588464833208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896756398360947510.post-51670921033546935582016-09-23T11:57:00.001-07:002016-09-23T11:57:23.538-07:00Geek Family Kitchen: Lightsaber Hilt<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="270" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/6DzDDwHSj0M" width="480"></iframe><br /><br />
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When Ray made a lightsaber for himself years ago, you can bet I was jealous. I was busy with school and my art projects at the time and didn't have much time for crafts. I tried to get Ray to make me one, but he insisted that it was a craft that should be individualized. When I asked him what he wanted to do for the video, he suggested we make lightsabers together, since I never made my own. I was thrilled!<br /><br />
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Now you can make your own. This doesn't have any sort of light or blade, but it can be worn as a cool prop for your favorite Jedi costume.<br /><br />
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What You'll Need:<br /><br />
3/4" wooden dowel<br /><br />
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Faucet handle<br /><br />
Faucet head<br /><br />
1/2" hose clamp<br /><br />
Epoxy<br /><br />
Metallic spray paint<br /><br />
Mod Podge or other sealer<br /><br />
Craft foam<br /><br />
Crystal<br /><br />
Button-sized jewel or semi-precious stone<br /><br />
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1. Cut your dowel to the length you want your hilt to be. Sand the dowel with sand paper.<br /><br />
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2. Drill pilot hole at one end of dowel. Pop end off faucet handle and replace the screw that it came with with a wood screw. Attach the handle to the dowel with the wood screw and replace the faucet end.<br /><br />
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3. Fill in the gap between the faucet handle and dowel with epoxy or similar substance. Smooth it to desired taper. Allow it to dry or harden.<br /><br />
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4. Fit hose clamp onto dowel. Set it to where you'd like your switch to be. Tighten clamp.<br /><br />
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5. Taper the end of the dowel opposite the end with the handle. If you want your faucet head to retain its original colors, leave it off. If you want it a homogeneous color, glue it on. (We started with E600, but found out the hot glue actually works better.)<br /><br />
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6. Sand the plastic pieces of your lightsaber to give them a rougher texture to better hold the paint.<br /><br />
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7. Spray paint the lightsaber thoroughly. Allow to dry for 24 hours.<br /><br />
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8. Seal the lightsaber with Mod Podge or other sealer. Allow to dry for 24 hours.<br /><br />
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9. If you left the faucet head off for painting, it is now time to attach it with hot glue. If you left it on, skip to step 10.<br /><br />
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10. Decorate your lightsaber with strips of craft foam.<br /><br />
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11. Finish the saber off by gluing the crystal into the end of the faucet head and the jewel or stone onto the switch.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04441822588464833208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896756398360947510.post-36721859680540088882016-09-11T13:49:00.001-07:002016-09-19T08:29:30.268-07:00Geek Family Kitchen: Five Nights at Freddy's-Inspired Gluten-Free Pizza<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="270" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/b8JIKhQPqtY" width="480"></iframe><br />
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Freddy Fazbear's Award-Winning Gluten-Free Pepperoni Pizza<br />
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This pizza was inspired by one of our favorite series of horror games: <i>Five Nights at Freddy's</i>. If you don't know what that is, it's a game full of creepy animatronics that jump-scare you any time you mess up. The game was designed by Scott Cawthon, a Christian game designer who created a game called <i>Chipper & Sons Lumber Co</i>. Sadly, his earlier attempts at game design fell flat, and the aforementioned <i>Chipper & Sons Lumber Co. </i>was unintentionally terrifying with people citing that his CGI characters looked like creepy animatronics.<br />
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If you do know the game, then you know that the Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria has many pictures on the walls of its iconic pepperoni pizza. We couldn't find good, high-quality, gluten-free pepperoni, so we had to use our favorite salami and cut it smaller with a cookie cutter to achieve the desired look of Freddy's pizza.<br />
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Our pizza crust is one of our family's absolute favorite. It is a slight variation on Kelly Bejelly's Pizza Crust from her book: <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Paleo-Eats-Comforting-Gluten-Free-Grain-Free-ebook/dp/B00RTLE798/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1473622001&sr=1-1&keywords=paleo+eats+kelly#nav-subnav">Paleo Eats</a>. You can also find her recipe on her <a href="http://agirlworthsaving.net/2013/01/paleo-pizza-crust.html">website</a>. This crust is a bit tricky, but well worth it.<br />
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Ingredients:<br />
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1/2 cup water<br />
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1/3 cup extra-virgin olive oil<br />
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1 Tbs. nutritional yeast (optional for cheesy flavor)<br />
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1 tsp. sea salt<br />
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1 tsp. onion powder<br />
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1 tsp. basil<br />
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1 tsp. oregano<br />
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1 tsp. marjoram<br />
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1 1/2 cups tapioca flour<br />
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1 large egg, beaten<br />
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2 Tbs. coconut flour<br />
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1 large can (29 oz.) organic tomato sauce<br />
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1 small can (12 oz.) organic tomato paste<br />
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1/2 cup unrefined cane sugar<br />
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1 medium onion (sauteed)<br />
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1 tsp. basil<br />
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1 tsp. oregano<br />
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1 tsp. marjoram<br />
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1 lb. whole milk mozzarella (either real buffalo mozz or mozz from grass-fed cows if you can tolerate dairy, if not try nut cheese or go cheeseless), shredded<br />
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gluten-free, uncured pepperoni from pastured pigs or gluten-free, uncured salami cut with small, round cookie cutter<br />
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Directions:<br />
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1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit.<br />
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2. In a large saucepan over medium heat, bring the water, olive oil, salt, onion powder, basil, oregano, marjoram, and nutritional yeast to a boil.<br />
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3. While the oil and water mixture are heating, mix tomato sauce, tomato paste, sauteed onion, sugar, basil, oregano, and marjoram in saucepan and heat over medium heat.<br />
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4. Once the oil and water mixture are at a boil, add the tapioca flour and immediately remove from the heat. Keep stirring until you have a slightly crumbly to a slightly sticky dough.<br />
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5. Allow the dough to cool for 2 or 3 minutes. Place in a mixing bowl. Add egg and coconut flour. Mix and allow to sit for another 2 or 3 minutes to thicken up. Once thickened, knead until it forms a uniform, soft dough ball.<br />
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7. Remove the top sheet of parchment and place on a pizza pan or a large baking sheet. Cover with a light coat of olive oil to keep the crust from drying out.<br />
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8. Bake for 20 minutes, or until light golden brown. Remove from the oven.<br />
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9. Top with shredded cheese and pepperoni. Bake an additional 5-10 minutes, or until the cheese is melted. Slice and serve.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04441822588464833208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896756398360947510.post-13406918341999678812016-08-30T14:53:00.001-07:002016-09-19T08:27:06.639-07:00The Geek Family Kitchen: Minecraft-Inspired Snickerdoodle Apple Blocks This cobbler was inspired by a snickerdoodle apple cobbler recipe I saw online, as well as a favorite gaming pastime around here: Minecraft. Since we adhere to a Paleo way of eating, we decided to try our hand at a Paleo version of this delicious treat. You can watch my son, Victor, and me make these tasty morsels on our YouTube channel.<br />
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Snickerdoodle Apple Blocks Recipe<br />
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1/2 cup coconut oil<br />
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1/2 cup Sun butter or almond butter<br />
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1/2 cup maple syrup<br />
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2 large eggs<br />
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1 Tbs. pure vanilla extract<br />
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2 cups blanched almond flour<br />
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1 tsp. baking soda<br />
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1 tsp. ground cinnamon<br />
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5-7 slightly tart organic apples, such as Gala or Jazz<br />
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1/2 tsp. ground cinnamon<br />
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1/4 tsp. ground coriander<br />
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1/4 tsp. ground cloves<br />
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Juice of 1/4 lemon<br />
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1 Tbs. honey<br />
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1 Tbs. ground cinnamon<br />
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1 Tbs. coconut sugar<br />
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1. Peel and roughly cut apples into small sauce pan. Add honey and lemon juice, 1/2 tsp cinnamon, 1/4 tsp coriander, 1/4 tsp cloves, plus a half-cup of water. Heat over medium heat until apples are soft.<br />
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2. While apples are cooking, preheat oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit. Grease a 9" x 13" x 2" pan with coconut oil.<br />
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3. In a large mixing bowl, beat together coconut oil, sun butter, maple syrup, eggs, and vanilla until smooth.<br />
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4. In a separate bowl,whisk together flour, baking soda, and 1 tsp cinnamon.<br />
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5. While beating the wet mixture, slowly add the dry mixture until combined. The dough will be wet and sticky.<br />
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7. Spread half of the dough mixture in the bottom of the greased pan. Make sure to spread mixture evenly.<br />
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8, Top dough with the apple filling. Then add the rest of the dough mixture.<br />
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9, Sprinkle cobbler evenly with 1 Tbs cinnamon and 1 Tbs coconut sugar.<br />
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10. Cover with foil, and bake for 26-28 minutes.<br />
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11. Allow cobbler to cool for about 10 minutes before cutting into blocks. Enjoy!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04441822588464833208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896756398360947510.post-13472752886347280632016-08-25T16:19:00.001-07:002016-08-25T16:19:39.243-07:00The Geek Family Kitchen: Custom Undertale Shirt<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="344" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/9qfgYcf1Rbk" width="459"></iframe><br /><br />
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It's our first video. We made fan art into a custom T-shirt. Sorry about the sound. Our next video will be better. Lydia drew the art. If you like the video, please like and subscribe to our channel. We have big plans in the works for crafts and recipes.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04441822588464833208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896756398360947510.post-79708618813932690142016-05-26T16:04:00.000-07:002016-05-26T16:04:00.277-07:00I Wouldn't Want to Go Anywhere Without My Wonderful Towel<div style="text-align: center;">
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Yesterday was Towel Day, and some people may be wondering just how useful is a towel anyway. If you are one of those people who wonder why, beyond the obvious, a towel would be useful, you are probably one of those people who never had a security blanket. I was one of those people who had one. I even got called Linus quite a bit, but my blanket was very useful. I could use it for comfort, warm, dresses, and a bindle. While I still have fond memories of my blanket, I put some thought into it, and a towel is infinitely more useful, and I'll tell you why.</div>
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The obvious use for a towel is to dry yourself or others off, but when I decided to write this article, I wanted to go beyond the obvious. Then there are the places where towels and blankets overlap. You can use both as a pillow, to lay on, as a pet bed, to cover you for warmth, to cover you for protection (-2 penalty to attack rolls), emotional comfort, physical comfort (folded up for a seat cushion, wrapped around the hand as a pot holder/oven mitt, placed under knees when kneeling on hard floor, as a makeshift saddle, or seat cover in a hot vehicle), a bag of holding, a gag, a welcome mat, as a costume effect (i.e. pregnant, beer gut, or ghost), kindling for a fire, to communicate long distance with smoke signals, a garrote, to muffle noise (giving a +2 to sneak attack), as a makeshift ironing board, window blinds, privacy curtain, exercise equipment, packing material, a surface cover (such as picnic blanket, tablecloth, bread basket liner, candle mat, or craft mat), first aid (as a sling, a brace, a makeshift stretcher, a bandage, or a tourniquet) and as clothing, including: diapers, a head cover in sunny places, a face mask in windy or smelly circumstances, makeshift gloves if halved, a poncho, an apron, a sari, a lavalava, makeshift shoes if halved, and a death shroud.</div>
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What sets the towel above and beyond the blanket is that it can also be used to clean up messes, as a canteen of sorts (a good terry cloth towel can absorb and hold a lot of water), and in the following ways:</div>
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You can use the Hoopy Frood feat to apply your Dexterity modifier instead of your Charisma modifier to all Diplomacy checks while carrying your towel.</div>
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I know I haven't been on here in ages. I haven't even written the post about the wonderful con we went to last year. I have my notes. I have wonderful pics, but I haven't had the time or the energy.</div>
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But now I do!<br />
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"Why?" do you ask. Let me tell you. I have the time and energy because I have a new position with a regular schedule. So from now on, I'm going to be doing my best to post weekly, every Thursday. There will be more nerdy content, more dorky dates, more gaming grub, more marathon menus, more geeky craft projects, and more fun.<br />
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I'm also looking for ideas. What do you want to see?<br />
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I'm hoping to get a YouTube channel up and running. It may be a combo channel with my other blogs, but I'm not sure yet. It's going to be so much fun either way. I have ideas for craft projects and exercise videos along with fun foods that I want to showcase. Yay! I'm excited, and I hope you are, too.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04441822588464833208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896756398360947510.post-69248773674941036282015-11-13T20:18:00.000-08:002015-11-13T20:18:44.997-08:00Countdown to Con: 1! Tomorrow is the BIG DAY! I'm so excited! Ray has been cooking all day to get us ready for the big event. That was the main chore for today: cook. We also have to pack and make sure our phones are charged. I have slathered myself in hydrocortisone cream and used my allergy eye drops in preparation. I was still having a slight reaction today, but I made it to work and stayed there all day, even though I have blood blisters where I've scratched so hard in my sleep. The purple make-up should hide all the damage I did to myself, so I'm not too worried.<br />
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The only thing left to do is to make sure our phones are fully charged and ready to go!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04441822588464833208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896756398360947510.post-82539980244199439662015-11-12T17:19:00.001-08:002015-11-12T17:19:28.203-08:00Countdown to Con: 2! It's getting down to the wire. The con is so close I can taste it. And today, we had doctor's appointment. Ha! That has nothing to do with the con, but it was significant nonetheless. They changed Ray's insulin to a longer acting kind. So we're excited about seeing how well it works. He was also down 9 pounds from his last appointment!<br />
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After the appointment, it was time to get down to the business of shopping for food and sundries for the con. Once home, we had a facials, manicures, and pedicures to look our best for the con. Sadly, I turned about to be slightly allergic to the facial mask that I used, so my face is hot and broken out right now, but I put some hydrocortisone on it, and I may have to take a Benadryl before I go to bed, but this is why I decided to do it a couple of days early, just in case.<br />
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Oh, well. You live; you learn. Excelsior!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04441822588464833208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896756398360947510.post-60360816343314856852015-11-11T21:47:00.003-08:002015-11-11T21:47:50.157-08:00Countdown to Con: 3! So we've been able to make some money from Blue Max Studios for the con, and I really don't want to spend it all on food, so we're going to take our food with us. This means extra planning. We'll need to eat a good breakfast before we go and take lunch and snacks for both days and dinner for Saturday. We'll also want to think about something easy to throw together Sunday night when we drag our tired and happy booties into the house after a long, fun weekend.<br />
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Saturday:<br />
Breakfast: bacon quiche with olives on the side<br />
Lunch: sweet potato salad with turkey<br />
Dinner: chicken salad in Bejelly wraps with Bell pepper slices<br />
Snacks: almonds and raisins (in case of low blood sugar)<br />
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Sunday:<br />
Breakfast: Sausage and almond flour biscuits with Paleo gravy<br />
Lunch: sushi<br />
Dinner: crock pot chili<br />
Snacks: pistachios and raisins<br />
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This is a reminder that just because you're indulging in your geekdom doesn't mean you should indulge in crap food. In order to keep energy up, there will be a healthy fat at each meal and plenty of good quality protein. Take away all the sugar, and you have calmer kids who don't make you want to snatch someone's hair out. Plus, this food is delicious.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04441822588464833208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896756398360947510.post-57407796005920424842015-11-10T20:41:00.000-08:002015-11-10T20:41:44.084-08:00Countdown to Con:4! It's time to plan what we'll be taking with us to the con. I've been walking around with a piece of paper in my pocket for the writing of anything I could think of that we needed to take with us. That, coupled with Sam Maggs' recommendation have me feeling secure that we will be covered. Here's the list:<br />
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<li>Glucose monitor</li>
<li>test strips</li>
<li>lancets</li>
<li>syringes</li>
<li>insulin</li>
<li>cell phones</li>
<li>ibuprofen</li>
<li>snacks</li>
<li>receipt</li>
<li>glue</li>
<li>make-up</li>
<li>cash</li>
<li>chargers</li>
<li>lip balm</li>
<li>Germ-X</li>
<li>calling cards</li>
<li>safety pins</li>
<li>stain stick</li>
<li>poster tube?</li>
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With this, we will be prepared for most events and emergencies.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04441822588464833208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896756398360947510.post-62849476203596684952015-11-09T20:30:00.001-08:002015-11-09T20:30:17.082-08:00Countdown to Con: 5! It is time to print out Social Media Calling Cards. These are very useful if you run into people you'd like to keep in touch with. If I had more time, I would design some myself for all of us, but I don't, so I went to <a href="http://katydwyerdesign.com/free-social-media-calling-cards/">http://katydwyerdesign.com/free-social-media-calling-cards/</a> and printed some out. These are pretty good. I would prefer if there was room to put my blog info on there, but beggars can't be choosers, and people will be able to find my blogs through following me.<br />
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Having Social Media Calling Cards is really a great idea because writing down someone's info and trying to remember where all the hyphens are can be aggravating. Just remember that if you don't type them up, write carefully and legibly. Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04441822588464833208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896756398360947510.post-43496227178328697512015-11-08T19:41:00.000-08:002015-11-08T19:41:55.028-08:00Countdown to Con: 6! This has been a pretty relaxed and lazy day, which I needed because I haven't had much sleep, and I'm feeling sort of sick, and I have to go back to work tomorrow. My project for today was to just make sure I have plenty of room on phone for all the pictures I'm going to want to take.<br />
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I mean who wouldn't want to take lots of pictures. There's going to be a costume contest. There are going to be people who cosplay as Ghostbusters. It is time clean out the phone, so I have room for all the awesome!<br />
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We're also going to print out our receipt because they don't send you tickets that you turn in for a lanyard. We're just supposed to bring our ID's, but the kids don't have any, so I'm taking the receipt with us because I will not be refused!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04441822588464833208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896756398360947510.post-39900784212730894342015-11-07T09:13:00.001-08:002015-11-07T09:13:16.808-08:00Countdown to Con: 7! We saved up for Halloween and birthdays. We've saved up for Christmas. We've saved up for tickets, but we've haven't saved up much for anything at the actual convention. It's time to make a little extra spending money.<br />
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Ray and I have started new project together called <em>Species Spotlight</em>. It's a supplement for the <em>White Star</em> RPG. It's basically a small book that focuses on an original (or at least blatantly stolen, with the serial numbers filed off and given a new paint job) alien, its featured class, and it's favored space ship designed by Ray. All artwork and space ship designs are done by Ray. I'm more the idea person. It's a fun project, and if you're interested in purchasing it, you can do so <a href="http://www.rpgnow.com/product/165612/Species-Spotlight-Abhorrans">here</a>.<br />
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If you need a great villain for your SF game, or you want to play a young alien looking to take over a planet, the Abbhoran species is just the right one for you, and this book contains everything you need to play or go up against one of these vile creatures. It also includes the Tyrant class and a detailed deck plan of an Abbhoran yacht.<br />
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<img alt="" border="0" class="onestart" height="640" src="http://www.rpgnow.com/images/3413/165612.jpg" width="491" />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04441822588464833208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896756398360947510.post-38463319520447367462015-11-06T21:26:00.000-08:002015-11-06T21:26:11.473-08:00Countdown to Con: 8! What to wear?<br />
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Ok; this one really isn't that hard. We picked our Halloween costumes specifically to have something cool to wear to the con. For Ray, Lydia, and me, we're going as <em>Adventure Time </em>characters: Ice King, Lumpy Space Princess, and Marceline. The boys had wanted to go as Finn and BMO, but then changed their minds. They're going as Mario and Luigi.<br />
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Since we already tried these costumes out at Halloween, we know they're a success. We've already been asked to take pictures with other people.<br />
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The costume contest is Saturday, so we're going to wear the costumes, but we're just going to play it cool and casual in our geek finery on Sunday.<br />
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Here's a preview of our costumes:<br />
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Ray, Lydia, and I made our costumes. The boys found their costumes toward the beginning of October, so we went ahead and bought them. When making Ray's costume, Lydia had a brilliant idea to find a mask with a large nose. Ray found a fancy witch mask, and I took the fabric off of it and recovered it with blue material. We made the crown out of foam and attached batting to it for the beard and hair. My mom made the robe our of a sheet, and Alex lent Ray his penguin to tag along as Gunther.<br />
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My costume is just a purple sweat suit, a "fresh to death" dress and purse that I made out of a plastic bag and a can full of beans, a purple wig, a gold star I cut out of foam and glued on with school glue, and make-up.<br />
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Lydia painted her t-shirt and made that bass out of a plastic costume axe we found at the costume store. She cut some cardboard to fit over the blade to make it larger, added the tuning plate. Push pins became tuning pins, and she added thread to string it. Then she painted the whole thing. A wig, some fangs, and a purple umbrella with bones (not shown) complete the ensemble.<br />
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This con is going to be so lumping awesome!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04441822588464833208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896756398360947510.post-15341820117625942532015-11-05T18:16:00.000-08:002015-11-05T18:16:46.046-08:00Countdown to Con: 9!<strong>Day 9: Checking the Schedule</strong><br />
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It's time to check the con schedule and dream about all the things I might see, and plan all the things I hope to see, and regret all the things I won't be able to see due to scheduling conflicts.<br />
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Saturday:<br />
Main stage:<br />
12:45 -"Making Comics the Inverse Press Way"<br />
Panel Room:<br />
2:45 - "Nuwho Dr. Who Panel"<br />
4:00 - "Finding you Story"<br />
5:15 - "Cosplay 101"<br />
6:30 - "So You Wanna be a YouTuber"<br />
Main stage:<br />
7:45 - "Costume Contest"<br />
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Sunday: <br />
Main stage:<br />
11:30 - "Ghostbusting 101"<br />
Panel Room:<br />
12:45 - "My Little Pony Party"<br />
3:00 - " Parenting the Geek Way"Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04441822588464833208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3896756398360947510.post-78612431195513496322015-11-04T21:00:00.000-08:002015-11-05T13:57:05.537-08:00Countdown to Con: 10! Our local convention, Fanaticon, is coming up in 10 days, and while this is not technically my first con, it might as well be. My first con was at a bookstore. It was the first one, and it was pretty small, but a lot of fun. This con is at an actual civic center with an actual celebrity, and I am excited.<br />
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Since I am an over-planner, this is my countdown to the convention.<br />
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<strong>Day 10: Re-read the section on conventions in <em>The Fangirl's Guide to the Galaxy: A Handbook for Girl Geeks</em> by Sam Maggs</strong><br />
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Prep: I have already asked for three days off work: two for the actual con, and one to rest and get over the geek before returning to work.<br />
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My con-clave: This is going to be a family event. Ray and I are taking our little geeks with us because if we didn't, they'd be upset. Fortunately, since we live close by, we won't have to spend extra money on a place to stay, and we plan on taking our own food.<br />
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I'm trying not to stress. I truly am, but I'm a little freaked out. I just have to remember that I have nine more days to plan and get ready.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04441822588464833208noreply@blogger.com0